Wednesday, October 10, 2007


Wayne Newton. Las Vegas-based litigious* singer and dancer.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your blog used to be funny? What happened? Maybe you are trying too hard? Wayne Newton doesn't look like any type of lesbian, he does not even look like a straight woman. He looks like an odd guy with weird hair. The Pep Boys character? I mean, don't you realize that for your blog to work they really have to look like lesbians? That is, or at least WAS, the whole point. You have jumped the lesbian shark and I will not be stopping back.

Anonymous said...

I meant to say, "Your blog used to be funny." Not "Your blog used to be funny?" Sorry for the confusion?

Abby said...

Wayne looks more plastic than anything. Like a Kewpie Doll.

Anonymous said...

OF COURSE he looks plastic - that's why they call it plastic surgery and he clearly went to the wrong doctor. The hair dye is pathetic, but at least that can be changed - he's stuck with that bizarre face forever, until IT ages, and then he will look a new kind of strange.

Anonymous said...

Oh please! She's flat chested with plucked eyebrows and bleached teeth -- a perfect partner for Tracy Chapman.

Anonymous said...

"Newton doesn't look like a lesbian?" someone wrote above. Huh? You've got to move to the big city. He totally looks like some butches I've known.

Anonymous said...

Yuck! She needs to wax her chest and get implants.

Anonymous said...

He's sounded like a lesbian all his life. But doesn't he sort of look like he could be Jake Gy...the Brokeback Mountain guy's dad? Or mom?